If you were unfortunate enough to miss the Acacia Falls Business sponsored MEET AND GREET yesterday, you may soon wish you had hired that overpriced sitter, canceled your anniversary plans, or just even picked a different day to wash, rinse, repeat.
A big shout out of appreciation to our local television station, W-Something-something-something, and Glad Gilmour for a stunning exposé into the lives of our first family Joseph and Perris Gilmour. Mayor Gilmour issued a challenge to the citizens of this great city of Acacia Falls to all who feel qualified to run for office and fill his shoes during the next election.
When asked if he was interested in running for office for another term, by Glad Gilmour
“Could these possibly be your running mates and if so would you mind introducing them? “
The always-ever confident Acacia Falls Mayor proudly stated
“That’s exactly my point, Glad. Nobody can fill my shoes which ensure that next time I run, I’ll win by an even bigger landslide. There’s always a method to my madness.”
Acacia Falls, spring is coming! It’s time to dig out those smelly old sneakers and lace them up because it looks like we may have a race!”
First Lady quickly contradicted her husband and told the live viewing audience ” Well I am an entrepreneur. My husband and I plan to expand our businesses once the term is over”
According to those citizens of the poll of public opinion, the Mayor may find himself running a race away from a cast iron skillet should he choose to run again. It was widely noted by the polling audience that the Mayor did not expand on whether he will, or will not run for office to seek re-election.
Rumour has it that the Mayor may take up Mixed Martial Arts as a full-time career, noting that it may be the only time citizens get to open a can of whoop-*** on a former government employee, without the fear of legal retribution or jail time. A word of caution, buy life insurance, first.
Other Highlights included a tour of the newly remodeled television station. Toothless let the cat out of the bag for the inspiration of the new design as he chanted ever so softly “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!” while presenting RSD with the results of the Maury Pauvich DNA test. “RSD, You are NOT the father, Joseph Gilmour is!”
This blogger smells shenanigans, as it is noted that toothless did, in fact, have to be removed from our mayor’s lap, twice!
It may also be that the DNA sample did indeed come from an outside window, that only moments before Toothless himself had been seen by several witnesses, allegedly trying to make out with, that very same window.
While no credible witnesses have come forth to confirm or deny these allegations, our cameraman and the first Lady overheard ‘Slurping noises’ and did record a statement that appears to be an admissionby Toothless himself, stating “I was just trying to help you with the windows.” Acacia Falls waits with bated breath for the results from a second DNA screening.
It is noted that our very own Dave Gaffer was on hand yesterday, live in studios while the rest of the Federal Financial Banking Institutional Employees are still, sadly out of work. This may be due to the fact that Mr. Gaffer may not receive a paycheck for quite some time to come and was here to enjoy not only the company of our local patrons and citizens, but also to get a free meal. A special thank you to the food court for providing Cake, and Couch Fish Pie.
If you didn’t make it to the Meet and Greet on the 17th of this month, you will have plenty more opportunity as the local Chamber of Commerce plans to extend this opportunity to Acacia citizens old and new, near and far throughout several business districts and the year.
If you would like to host the next monthly Meet and Greet, please visit our website at www.acaciafalls.com and submit a ticket with our staff.